Sam: I’m not kidding, Dean. This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Dean: Yeah, I heard that one. Forgot about that waiter in Tampa?
Sam: I thought you said waitress.
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when my parents complain about me
Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf
1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow
2. Send it to the girl you like
3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
i wanna get better // bleachers
"i didn’t know i was lonely til i saw your face"